KIRK: Warpspeed, if you please, Mr. Sulu.
Mr. SULU: Ay ay sir.
Mr. SCOTT: Cap'n, she's breaking up. She'll nae take much more.
KIRK: Scotty, what's happening? You said that without moving your lips.
MR. SPOCK: That'll be because light speed can be outpaced by particles, Jim.
KIRK: I love it when you talk dirty, Spock. Now, get us out of here and the hell with Einstein.

He's back! Just when you thought it was safe to stifle the mirth and stop the giggling,
Harold Camping is back with a new date for the end of the world as we know it, Jim.
Keep your calendar clear for Oct 21. This is the revised date for Armageddon as
predicted by our Harold. For anyone who was in the Gobi Desert or on the far side of
the moon when Harold promised, with great aplomb and style, that the world would
come to a shuddering halt on May 21st of this year, check out my open letter to dear
Harold on www.pet-portraits-scotland.com/commentsandconnections.html